1. Do you ever see garbage bags on the side of the highway and wonder if there are body parts inside?
Not always, but sometimes they can look rather sus.
2. If you ever got the chance to practice cannibalism, would you?
Of course you should try 'most' things at least once.
3. If forced to overdose on a drug, which one would you choose?
Valum at least you'd be moderately happy and wouldn't care
WOULD YOU RATHER BE
4. shot or stabbed?
Stabbed definantly stabbed just for the theatrical element, all screams and starlette faints.
5. asphyxiated or exsanguinated?
Asphyxiated
6. drowned or buried alive?
Drowned, apparently its very peaceful and painless, it's only when you try to get the water back out of your lungs that the pain begins.
7. killed by blunt-force trauma to the head or crushed to death?
Blunt force trauma to the head, pref with something of humorous merit. Eg A bronze casting of Buddy Hollys wang
8. poisoned or overdosed?
poisoned i like the idea of a mysterious death.
9. killed by a flesh-melting virus or by rats or ants slowly pecking at you?
Flesh melting virus.
10. out of all the above choices, which one do you like best?
Blunt force trauma to the head, with a bronze casting of Buddy Hollys wang.
11. what do you think is the worst way to die?
feet first into a wood chipper, though you'd prob pass out before you died.
12. killed (by a person) intentionally, or by accident?
Accident
13. killed by a serial killer (for pleasure) or a hit man (for profit)?
Hitman.
14. killed in a car crash or a plane crash?
Plane (for any one that hasn't picked up on the many buddy holly references i am a bit of a fan, might as well follow in the mans demise).
15. killed in your home or away from home?
Depends on weather i lived alone or not, dont like the idea of being found by a loved one, spiteful share house tennent maybe but they would have to be the sporn of satan..
16. killed in your sleep or while watching TV?
In my sleep, ignorance in bliss.
17. killed by someone who knew you, a stalker, or a complete stranger?
does it matter? they're trying to kill you.
RANDOM
18. what do you want done with your body when you die?
i want to be inserted in to those column bubble lamps you see at go-low so i bubble away in the courner of the lounge room........I dont know! Cremation prob i dont really see the importance I'm dead.
19. youre forced to have your funeral at a place OTHER than a funeral home where do you choose?
The pub? something low key, and relaxed.
20. what songs would you want played at your funeral?
Gloomy Sunday, i really like that song/Graveyard queen - Zombie ghost train/Am i ever going to see your face again, but it has to be done with the crowd responce(No way, get fucked, fuck off)
21. what outfit would you like to be buried in?
I want to be cremated? so naked I am happy when i am naked any way, grew up in Nimbin was bound to rub off
22. who do you want to give your eulogy?
no one, my life it's self should have said enough.
23. any other specifics about your funeral youd like to share?
nope....wait spend more on the bar tab then the funeral costs life is for the living after all
24. would you rather be forgotten about when you die, or remembered but hated?
depends what i was hated for, there are alot of noble reasons to be hated for. But i am also a realist, and hardly think i am that emotive or memorable, so prob forgotten.
25. would you rather die alone, or die loved but leave a heartbroken love behind?
When my Ruby died she died alone, though it would have broken my heart i wish i could have been there, so it depends on how loved and what kind of impact it would make.
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